NBA Lockout Starts, Now What: Hawks Player Edition
So in honor of the NBA Lockout I have decided to find some alternative career options for my Atlanta Hawks while they wait for the lockout to end. Unemployment sucks, sometimes you have to get creative to find a new gig.
Al Horford – Real Estate Agent or Media Production Assistant for Univision or Professional Model
Zaza Pachulia – Personal Stylist/Personal Shopper or Host at Buckhead Bottle Bar or TV Fashion Critic
Joe Johnson - Andretti Indoor Karting and Games Attendant or Tour Guide of Joe Johnson’s House or “Club” Owner or Luxury Car Salesman
Josh Smith - Hype Man for Local Atlanta Artists or BET Intern or Club Promoter
Marvin Williams – Hip Hop Music Video Dancer or Grocery Store Bagger
Kirk Hinrich – Sem-Pro Golfer or Community Events Organizer
Jeff Teague – Atlanta Dream’s Newest Mascot or Professional Video Game Tester
Jamal Crawford - Seattle Public Schools Board Member or Voice Over Actor
Josh Powell - Waffle House Waiter or Full Time Planker
Jason Collins – Human Statue Mime outside of Philips Arena or Math Teacher/Tutor
Etan Thomas – Inspirational Speaker or Poet or Black History Professor
Damien Wilkins – Full Time Author
Pape Sy – Euroleague Basketball Player*
Magnum Rolle – Professional Tweeter
Hilton Armstrong - Paralegal
Keith Benson – Youtube Video Blogger
Don’t take this too seriously. Laugh. Smile. The Lockout is only a real lockout if the NBA and NBPA don’t get it together by October/November.
*I couldn’t think of anything better. OK…
*POST YOUR LOCKOUT JOB SUGGESTIONS BELOW*
